There isn't always something to be thankful for.
By John Marr

Animation has provided us with countless lady hotties, but cute cartoon guys are harder to come by. By Jacki Lewin

The author of Cluetrain Manifesto explains how “everything is miscellaneous” in a web-based society — we dip into the vast pool of uncategorized information and use it to make our own sense of things. By RU Sirius

In a relationship, there exists a Constant Distance between two people that must be maintained at all times. By Ethan Todras-Whitehill

What happens when you draw a 74-year-old comedienne into a prime time cartoon on the Fox Network — as the janitor at an adult bookstore? By Destiny

When Justin Kan clipped a mobile camera onto his cap, opening justin.tv, it was just another step along the way to the fully mediated life. By RU Sirius

Does it take a real act of movie piracy to explain Pirates 3? By Destiny

Hugo Chavez was once Venezuela’s media darling. Now he is the media. A dispatch from a concerned Venezuelan citizen. By Rodrigo Arcaya

In the play, “Gonzo: A Brutal Chrysalis,” performer and writer “B. Duke” incarnates the Last Free American Writer. By RU Sirius

Five tabloid examples that make the case. By Lou Cabron

Investigative reporter Greg Palast says 4.5 million votes will be shoplifted in 2008, thanks largely to the “Rove-bots” that have been placed in the Justice Department following the U.S. Attorney firings. By Jeff Diehl

VH-1 delivers a video beatdown to the former child star through an angry Marine drill instructor. By Lou Cabron

According to transhumanist Michael Anissimov, there’s an even chance that we’re looking at immortality or existential destruction in the next 20-40 years. By RU Sirius

Mom loves you already — so what have you got to lose? By Lou Cabron

The road to airy stardom is covered in the hilarious film Air Guitar Nation, which is opening this weekend in movie theaters around the country. By RU Sirius

Just before his epic conflict with the Scientologists, Henson was scheduled to talk at a European Space Agency conference on how Space Elevators could completely solve the carbon and energy problems. By RU Sirius

Spiderman 3 has to earn back the $250 million it cost to make. Here’s the ten strangest and stupidest products that they hope will make it happen. By Destiny

Tim Westergen from SaveNetRadio.org is trying to keep Internet Radio alive and diverse. By RU Sirius

Web pranksters have kicked down the door for a surprise attack on the 1994 film, re-imagining its dialogue in a series of surprising parodies. By Destiny

Nobody told me pregnancy entailed passionate, crazy, kinky boinking like this — truth is, I feared my wife would just get fat, bossy, fetid, weepy, and frigid. By Jayden Devereux

The A-Prize offers to reward the first person who creates an “artificial lifeform” or reveals that one has been created. By RU Sirius

There’s a new way of seeing a web site’s popularity. Now let’s have some fun with it. By Destiny

Is this the latest craze — storming a corporation’s headquarters and demanding that they listen to you? By Destiny